When you think about cherries, you probably think about pie. Or maybe you think about sex — specifically, the time some girl tried to tie a cherry stem with her tongue, but then failed, and it was hilarious. You could be thinking about a Shirley Temple cocktail… but you probably aren’t, since it doesn’t have any alcohol (so why would you?). Or, if you’re like me, and don’t think about cherries at all. Ever. Because cherries scare the sh*t out of you.